Whoever Said “Black Was Slimming” LIED!

January 1, 2009 By Jordan Miller



Check out Kevin and his new girlfriend Victoria Prince leaving lunch at a Mexican restaurant yesterday afternoon. Figures.

I’m starting to feel bad about making fun of his weight. I mean, what if he’s an emotional eater? No wonder his new girlfriend won’t leave his side! HOORAY first perverted joke of 2009! The two later headed back to Kevin’s house in Tarzana so what’s her name could play on the toys Britney bought for Kevin.

Speaking of what’s her name, a source recently told Life & Style magazine that Victoria is “really smart and witty.” And by a source they mean Kevin! “She’s a strong and independent woman, and always wears the pants in her relationship. I hope Kevin can handle her! She’s pretty hardheaded. She’s not afraid to speak her mind, even if it means insulting someone.” Sounds like a *****! Love it!




Anyway, I’ll start being a little nicer to K-fat. In 2010!

Images courtesy of Ginsburg/Spaly Inc.