While discussing Reese Witherspoon, one staffer calls Ryan Philippe “smarmy.” Later, another says Spears’ baby is destined to be a “hyperactive drunk.”
“Did your friends care about Britney giving birth?” Min asks the staff. At first: an uncomfortable silence. Could it be? Nobody cared!? Then, a chorus of editors and reporters gleefully sing about their social circle’s trash-talking reaction to the birth of baby Spears. Most seem to love to hate her.
Ladies and gentlemen, from the mouth of the celebrity bible to God’s ears. Tater Tot Spears IZ gonna be a hyperactive drunk!