Just because Britney’s tour launched yesterday, doesn’t mean the tabloids can’t write negative stories about it ahead of time!

Britney is featured in this week’s issue of OK! and Star magazine, out on newsstands this Thursday.

According to OK!, Jamie Spears has given everyone on Britney’s Circus tour an ultimatum, one designed to “protect Britney from those who don’t have her best interests in mind.”

Any bad influences around Britney will be forced-fed cheese grits, dammit!

Britney’s “Circus” tour kicked off Tuesday night in New Orleans, Louisiana to a sold-out crowd of 16,000.

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