This Week’s Tabloid MessSeptember 10, 2008
Jesus, Britney is on 6 tabloid covers this week. And here are the other 5…
Let’s kick it off with Britney sharing the cover of People Magazine with John McCain and his family. Gag, I wonder who she’s voting for? The headline reads “Britney’s mom breaks her silence.” Maybe silence wasn’t such a bad thing…
It’s ok, because Star Magazine has decided to run the same story! Yipee! Only People Magazine is like a classy pimp, and Rats Mag is the trashy 5-cent ******. Their headline reads “Britney & Jamie Lynn betrayed by mom! – in tell all book.”
Dejavu – Us Weekly’s writing the same ****. “Britney: Her mom’s shocking tell-all.”
It’s scary when one of the worst tabs of them all is celebrating Britney’s big VMA wins… Life & Style’s headline reads “Britney’s VMA joy – why it’s causing controversy.” Controversy? What the hell it’s not like she did anything crazy like dance with a snake or kiss a girl. Well, not this year anyway…
And finally, Life & Style also features Brit on the cover. “New fears: who’s stalking Britney?” I promise it’s not me! Only from 1-3am I swear!