What has my life come to?

An alleged photo of Kevin Federline’s impressive member made the rounds on the Internet yesterday (NSFW), however the Pancake Man is denying it’s his.

“Sources” close to K-Fed tell TMZ it’s 100% Photoshopped because:

1. He has tattoos down there that aren’t in the snap and
2. His is way bigger.

BRB jumping off a bridge.