Updated! The Official 2014 Video Music Awards Post

The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards held Sunday night In Inglewood, CA was everything it was promised to be, and that’s about it.

Yes, there were performances by Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj, then one with Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj and Jessie J. Usher performed, but no one knows why, and of course Beyonce hogged 15 minutes of precious air time to sing every song off her latest album before quickly displaying a little PDA with Jay-Z and Blue Ivy and snatching her Video Vanguard award.

Taylor Swift performed “Shake It Off,” and I now finally realize I think she’s singing about her booty (J Lo is sitting back and laughing).

Miley Cyrus may have been the breakout star of the night, passing on her Video of the Year acceptance speech to a young man who spoke about our country’s homeless teens epidemic.

Here’s a list of the winners:

Video of the Year

Best Hip-Hop

Best Male

Best Female

Best Pop

Best Rock

MTV Artist to Watch

Best Collaboration

MTV Clubland Award

Best Video With a Social Message and Best Cinematography

Best Editing

Best Choreography

Best Direction

Best Art Direction

Best Visual Effects

Best Lyric Video