I repeat: Selena Gomez is releasing a greatest hits album.

The latest Disney princess turned Hollywood party girl (allegedly) is contracted to release one more album with Hollywood Records, but she doesn’t want to actually do any work and record an album, thus the two parties mutually agreed she’d release a greatest hits album out late 2014 to fulfill her obligations.

Once that album is released, Selena will become a free ***** and she can do as she pleases.

You might be wondering if Selena even has enough material for a Greatest Hits album. Well, the answer is no, but she does have seven platinum singles in her career:

2,502,000 “Love You Like a Love Song”
2,300,000+ “Come & Get It”
1,964,000 “Who Says”
1,960,000 “Naturally”
1,000,000+ “Slow Down”
1,000,000+ “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know”
1,000,000+ “A Year Without Rain”

Oh, and she also recently fired her management. Probably because they said “No, Selena. You can’t release an album covering Britney Spears songs with Justin Bieber featured on every track. Just no.”