RIP to Rihanna’s exes.


RIP to Rihanna’s exes.

Over the weekend, Mrs. Drake threw gasoline on the enflamed lives of her past romantic relationships by posting a meme that essentially translates to: you were better off with me, and now your life ***** PS you’re a *************. It actually read: “None of my exs are married or in happy relationships, so it’s safe to say I wasn’t da problem.”


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Rihanna and Drake have never confirmed their relationship status, but it’s doubtful he has any part in this. What I choose to imagine is now that she’s happily with someone else, her exes are forcing their way back in. Until Rihanna murdered them via Instagram.

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