Petition Demands Beyonce Comb Blue Ivy's Hair

So there’s an online petition urging Beyonce to comb her daughter Blue Ivy’s hair… or else!

Paparazzi caught Jay-Z and Beyonce with their two-year-old daughter landing at a New York City helipad over the weekend, so it’s understandable why their little one’s hair was a mess. Not because she’s two, but because the wind from the helicopter propellers really messed her ish up!

The petition says:

“As a woman who understands the importance of hair care. It’s disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and BeyoncĂ© has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair. This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let’s get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair.”

Their goal is 1000 signatures and so far there’s nearly 900 who’ve signed.

Honestly… there’s a lot more pressing issues out there. Like the capture of Lady Gaga’s wig or the release of “Rebellion.”