I’m just going to keep my comments to myself, and let her do the talking.
Britney went for a tanning session and then for a sushi dinner in Bel Air with her cousin Alli and as the two were in the tanning salon, Britney called for X17 photographer “Sandro,” to come in and videotape her message to the public. She told him not to ask her questions but said, simply, “It’s my time.”
Britney: “Hi. Yes first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can’t wait for all my stuff to come out I’m really really excited.
And also I just want to say that I’m just really really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice… like oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true… like America believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid like for real come on ya’ll and then after that like I totally saw also on like the USA today because always believe everything you read that it said that you know like I was drinking all the time and like it was like so right it was so true like oh my god it was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab [gasp] so right you know and like I’m going to cry right now because the world is so nice like this lady told me she said: “Britney… go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus” OK and I was like “oh my god I’m going to do it” and I did and it happened! And it was just so weird, cause our world is so nice.
So thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I’m going to have to hire you, man. Great, thank you.”
Transcript: BreatheHeavy.com, Glacier