They still gon’ put pictures of her derriere in the magazine.

They still gon’ put pictures of her derriere in the magazine.

The tabloids are really rooting for Britney to start another family, because around every three months they report she is pregnant and or married. She usually secretly ties the knot in an exotic location because, well, why else would a famous pop star want to travel to a remote destination away from the paparazzi and a life of consuming fame?

That brings us to OK Magazine, who splashed a bikini-clad Britney on this week’s cover and claims:

1. She’s expecting
2. She proposed to boyfriend Sam Asghari and
3. Had a secret ceremony during her family vacation in Hawaii

They also have a quote! Astounding! She reportedly said “I’m not afraid of being wrong again.” Sean and Jayden gave mom their stamp of approval.

Obviously, Britney is not pregnant nor married, but her reps are clearing the air anyhow. They tell GossipCop the report is “completely not true.”

It’s also worth mentioning Britney posted a handful of stories and photos from her vacation with her boys on Instagram, and, shockingly, none of them included OH YOU KNOW… A WEDDING.

Look, if BreatheHeavy is going to inform you about a suspect Justin Bieber video in the pool and that Nicki Minaj and Nas are dating, then the least we can do is complete the garbage trifecta and keep you in the loop about this, too.

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