August 31, 2007 By Jordan Miller

8:46pm Pacific
Unless Britney gets on a jet RIGHT NOW, she’s not attending the LAX opening as she was scheduled to.

Such good press about her as of late, too. ****** it up. Personally, I didn’t want her attending — might not look too good for the custody hearing. Here’s to the VMA’s.

And you ask why? “It’s Britney, *****.