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April 4, 2007 By Jordan Miller




next there’s some secret (not anymore) britney spears divorce settlement scandal set to the tune of thirteen million dollars (i think kfed only walked off with a cool million – not too shabby – i wouldn’t turn it down!) i said it last week and i’ll say it again – she needs to stay off the blue contacts – seriously they should stop manufacturing them – i loathe color contacts! (so wrong!) neighboring ms. spears is the latest liposuction disaster (there’s too many of these disasters – doctors should retire that option!) we all know who by now…oh yes it’s my gal courtney love – damn she needs to stop prancing around hawaii wearing a bikini w/ visible scars and get her *** back in the recording studio where she belongs!

Source: popbytes.com