Star magazine this week claims Britney and Ashton Kutcher had a secret fling amidst his relationship with Demi Moore.

I’m Britney Spears and I’m shakin’ my ***
I sign a thousand autographs
Please, just get to the point when you talk to me
And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
Yeah, this business is ****** and I want somethin’ funner
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb And Dumber
Sike! I take that back, I’m just trickin, you see
‘Cause when I show my belly, everybody copies me

Yeah, it’s kinda cool, nothing but cowards
But I’m just Britney Spears and I got all this power
But the bottom line is, I don’t even use it
When you become a *****, that’s when you lose it!
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I’ve always got my friends to hold me all the way

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