New Rats Mag

March 26, 2008 By Jordan Miller




Despite receiving amazing reviews from her peers on-set of “How I Met Your Mother,” and in a desperate attempt to try and boost their magazine’s poor sales, Star features Britney on their next cover (upgrade though, not the main cover story) saying “Truth about Brit’s TV comeback. SECRET MELTDOWN!”

I love when they capitalize certain words. I just picture some snobby ***** in her office holding a Starbucks and her 3 inch dog yapping because it’s pink diamond studded collar is too tight, blabbing about her new bob cut she just got while clicking her high heels on any hard surface she can find writing that headline. AKA *****.

Anyway, it’s false.