It’s Fe day again! And I’m only saying that because it rhymes. OH, and I forgot to tell the haters:

New details regarding Fe’s sudden re-hiring have come to light.

A source reveals exclusively to that Britney herself called Felicia asking for her to work as Brit’s personal assistant once again.

As of now it is unknown whether Felicia will accompany Britney on her “Circus” tour, but according to the source, it is very likely.

“Britney called Felicia and told her she can’t do this [tour] without her.”

As for the rift between Britney and Fe a few years back?

Britney’s mother Lynne was apparently very jealous that Felicia and Britney were so close, which in turn caused a lot of grief for Lynne, who is “very manipulative,” and may be a big factor as to why Britney and Fe’s previous relationship went sour.

In fact, the source claimed Britney requested Felicia accompany Britney on the tour over Lynne.

“Britney is surrendering to the fact that nothing is going to change, and wants to surround herself with people that will get her through the next few months.”

Brett Miller, Britney’s other assistant who is still currently employed, will now most likely be re-titled to Britney’s dog **** picker-upper, though that is unconfirmed.

In an online statement released Monday, Culotta confirms working for Britney, saying:


“Britney has always held a special place in my heart, and over the course of the last year I have seen her work harder than she ever has in her entire life… I felt I had to be a part of this exciting time in Britney’s career. I love Britney and missed her dearly.”

Hopefully Snowflake, cold and transparent, gets the boot ASAP!

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