New Blind Item About Britney?

June 12, 2009 By Jordan Miller

Yahoo has a new blind item that might be about Britney:


“Princess Powder-Puff has had quite the rocky existence for the past couple of years. Besides being a sizeable tabloid target, Princess P. has had some career setbacks, too. Maybe that’s because everyone around Pee uses her for something. And whatever goodies those fake pals are gaining, it’s never in PPP’s best interest, for sure.

See, Puff hardly has any real buds. Sad, but very true.

Now, don’t feel too bad for the babe, ’cause with her money she could easily be getting help if she wanted it. Instead, Triple-Pee resorts to seeking a different kinda aid from those around her.

Like drugs. The hard stuff, babes. Like what ruins major divas’ careers before the whole global tabloid world’s eyes. Powder-Puff is scrounging for a fix and isn’t being too subtle about it, in whatever town she happens to be touring through. And what’s Pee’s great idea so nobody finds out? She’s asking her crew members left and right for them to score something, anything, for her.


Yikes, this is definitely gonna make PPP’s comeback 10 times harder. Just more trainwreckishly delish for us to watch, that’s all.

Oh, you all do know Princess isn’t used to performing sober, don’t you? It’s something she absolutely hates doing, and it’s definitely showing – the few times she agrees to be forced into such a desultory state.

So sad, too, ’cause Pee used to have it all. Boys, hits, good-girl fame – the works.

And it ain’t: Nicole Scherzinger, Nadine Coyle, Christina Aguilara