Britney Spears appeared on Good Morning America early Tuesday morning, and the rest is
her fans melting down passed the point of no return history!
Here’s how it went down for me:
Time to get on the bus
Why are we taking Las Vegas BLVD the whole way down?
OMG there it is!
::Jumps off the bus, sees there’s no stage::
Thinks: Exhale is going to kill me
Exhale kills me
::Turns phone on airplane mode::
They teach us how to flip a stunt card
We practice it like 30 times
No, like 50 times… We get it! “Number two faces you.”
OMG there’s Brit’s helicopter!
The Queen has arrived
Hey, don’t ask Derrick Barry to move!
OMG she’s getting interviewed in sunglasses.
I can’t hear **** but she looks great
Walks to live-stream interview
That was interesting… Courtney‘s hilarious
::Asked to flip stunt card 30 more times during sunrise, crowd begins booing::
::Walks on bus to go home::
::Checks Exhale and sees a complete **** show::
::Writes this post to save face::
I’m sorry I said she was performing
Will you forgive me?
All in all an awesome night. Now get to work *******!