Meghan Trainor And Harry Styles' Pens Are Movin'

At first I thought Meghan Trainor was being sarcastic about working with Harry Styles.

But she wasn’t.

The “All About That Bass” vixen says she and One Direction’s leading lady teamed up for a song together titled “Someday Maybe.” A ukulele’s involved. You can understand my confusion.

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“It’s a duet. It’s a beautiful song we wrote together on my ukulele,” Meghan told The Sun about the pair’s collabo. “We even recorded a rough demo together with our vocals together. It’s a cute acoustic love thing. It’s one of the first cool things I got to do with a pop star.”

Meanwhile, Taylor Swift stews in a fit of rage and jealousy.

It all came after one of Meghan’s friends said Harry was “a fan” of hers and would love to write with her.

He’s an incredible writer, too. I was worried he’d just be a 20-year-old boy. So I walked in with a prepared verse and chorus. But he gave me very poetic, mature lyrics. I was like, ‘Well, damn, Harry, you know what love is.’”

Apparently Meghan is jealous of Adele

He also know what Lindsay Lohan’s like in bed, so I expect a followup detailing that.

When asked if romance was on the brain when writing with Styles, Meghan clenched her jaw and uncontrollably twitched her right eye.

“No, definitely not,” she said. “We’re good friends.”

Perhaps we’ll hear it someday… maybe?