May We Have A Moment Of Silence: Britney Spears' "Perfume" Debuts One Year Ago

One year ago today, Britney Spears released “Perfume,” and the world was never the same.

Let’s take a walk down memory lane as we recall, revisit and remember one of Britney’s smelliest songs.

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September 23, 2013: Britney mentions the song for the first time on Good Morning America. She said it was “one of the most beautiful songs I have recorded in a LONG time” and “is both beautiful and heartbreaking. Evokes SO much emotion every time I hear it.”

So we, we wait for her to call.

Oct. 27: “Perfume” co-writer, Chris Braide, confirms it is the second single. He said: “When I was producing her vocals, it was obvious to me why she’s still one of the greatest pop stars ever. Unmistakably Britney, effortlessly iconic.”

Oct. 30: Sia confirms Will.I.Am produced it. Meltdowns ensue.

Oct. 30: leaks lyrics from the song. Yay.

Nov. 1: Britney leaks lyrics from the song via Snapchat.

Nov. 2: The full lyrics leak.

Nov. 3: The full song leaks.

Nov. 4: A less produced second version leaks.

Nov. 4: Britney confirms it IS the second single.

Nov. 5: It is revealed there’s a second version on the album.

Nov. 6: Britney and Sia Tweet back and forth about it.

Nov. 9: BreatheHeavy gets a sneak peek at the song.

Nov. 12: A lyric video is unofficially announced.

Nov. 13: G.R.L. covers it.

Nov. 15: BreatheHeavy announces they’re shooting a music video.

Nov. 15: There’s body double drama, naturally.

Nov. 15: “Perfume” debuted at #76 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Nov. 18: The Dreaming Mix leaks.

Nov. 19: The lyric video premieres.

Nov. 19: It is announced Joseph Kahn will direct the vid.

Nov. 19: Britney says she’s on set filming it.

Nov. 19: This sneak peek.

Nov. 20: Paparazzi catch Britney in the act.

Nov. 20: Debuts at #37 on the Billboard Pop Charts.

Nov. 20: Brit films another day of the vid.

Nov. 25: Chelsea Handler destroys the vid.

Dec. 5: A teaser leaks.

Dec. 6: It is revealed Joseph Kahn doesn’t like the version RCA forced him to edit.

Dec. 8: He’s not kidding.

Dec. 10: The video debuts.

Dec. 10: Fans are so upset the original version won’t ever see the light of day, they create a petition that gets tens of thousands of signatures.

Dec. 16: Fans talk about the director’s cut.

Dec. 17: They’re still talking about it.

Jan. 12: An acoustic version sounds better than the original.

Apr. 12: Another one launches, still better than the original.

May 20: Sia says she gave Britney “Perfume.”

June 21: Sia kinda shades Britney/Perfume.

Apr. 12: The original storyline leaks (she’s an assassin).

Is anyone still reading? That is all.