Mariah Carey's Attempts Cover Of 1998 Mariah Carey

Miss Mariah tried and failed to sing “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

The Christmas chanteuse attempted to sing her Christmas classic at the 82nd annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree lighting ceremony Wednesday night. There isn’t much to say besides the painfully obvious, so I’ll just leave this here and allow you to decide for yourself whether you’re going to jump out your second story window or not.

What. Happened?