Madonna's All "Who's Ariel Pink?"

Madonna’s never heard of Ariel Pink (lol).

Madge’s label asked LA-based singer/songwriter, Ariel Pink, to write on Madonna’s new record because he felt her music was dated and desperate.

“Interscope are calling me to help write Madonna’s record,” Pink tells FasterLouder.“They need something edgy. They need songwriting. She can’t just have her Avicii, her producers or whatever, come up with a new techno jam for her to gyrate to and pretend that she’s 20 years old. They actually need songs. I’m partly responsible for that return-to-values thing,” he explained.

Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary’s response? Who the hell is he anyway?