Madonna On Her Fall: "It Was A Horrible Nightmare," Hacker Indicted

Madonna spills the tea on the latest “Rebel Heart” dramas.

The “Iconic” singer recounts the fall seen round the world at the BRIT awards this past Wednesday, meanwhile her “Rebel Heart” hacker was indicted in Israel.

“I didn’t hurt my ****, I hurt my head,” Madonna said Thursday during a taping of ITV’s The Jonathan Ross Show in Britain, for an episode that will air next month.

“I know how to fall. I’ve fallen off my horse many times, and I tucked, and I have good core strength … but the thing is, I had a little bit of a whiplash, and I smacked the back of my head. So, there was a man standing over me with a flashlight until about 3 a.m. making sure that I was still compos mentis.”

Not only did the fall bruise her head, it bruised her ego.

“It was a horrible nightmare, because I like to be amazing,” she said. “Seriously, I rehearse and I rehearse and I rehearse, so that when I do the show it’s effortless and I create magic, and I did the opposite. I actually created a horror show for everyone.”

She says some people thought it was a publicity stunt; a play off the lyrics to “Living For Love” when she says:

“Took me to heaven and let me fall down … Lifted me up, and watched me stumble.”

“I’m never writing lyrics like that again! The universe was trying to teach me a lesson, I guess,” Madonna joked.

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She also described the incident itself in further detail, saying she was thrown off from the very beginning of the number.

“I’m a creature of habit, and I rehearse everything – everything, everything, everything – and I was thrown a wrench at the very beginning of my entrance,” she said. “I was told to tie my cape and start much further back than we had rehearsed.”

Madonna can rest comfortably in bed with an ice pack on her head knowing the thief who hacked her computer was indicted. 39-year-old Adi Lederman was charged by Israel’s magistrate courts with four counts: computer trespassing, prohibited secret monitoring and additional computer trespassing, copyright Infringement and obstructing investigation, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The Queen continued: “Everybody was worried that my cape was going to slide off because it’s quite heavy, so they tied it really tight around my neck … So here I am marching in like a queen, and I got to the top of the stairs and I pulled my silky string, and it would not come undone. And my two lovely Japanese dancers basically strangled me off the stage. I had a choice: I could either be strangled or fall with the cape, and I fell.”