Madonna Is A Professional Baker So Relax

If you can’t take the heat – get out of the kitchen!

Madonna’s feeling the pressure to get her new album (speculating) out, but she’s taking her sweet *** time because 1. It’s Madonna and she can and 2. She wants it just right.

She told fans to be patient #nofucks:

Good things come to those who wait! I cannot serve a half Baked. Cake! #unapologeticbitch

Maybe she’ll give a preview? I’m down to lick the spoon.