Madonna showed off a plump derrière during her New Year’s Eve performance at the Stonewall Inn in Manhattan.

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One of my New Year’s Resolutions with BreatheHeavy was to only include stories I felt would enhance readers’ experience. Then I saw Madonna performing Elvis Presley classic, “Can’t Help Falling in Love,” with what appears to be **** pads and that resolution went sashaying out the window. Like, total split jump.

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I saw a bunch of tabloid sites speculating whether she got injections or **** implants. They’re only doing this because of search engine traffic and clickbait. ADVERTISING DOLLARS, K??? I’m sick of playing that game. I genuinely wanted to share this video of Madonna looking thicc whilst performing at an iconic gay bar even if it’s a giant waste of my time.

What really happened? The gays and queens attending saw her outfit and thought, ‘yas *****, and take these *** pads for good measure.’ I highly doubt the Queen has undergone any medical procedure despite what Life & Style wants you to believe.

Madge took a moment to clap back. “Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval,” she wrote in a post on Instagram. “And Entitled to Free Agency Over My Body Like Everyone Else!! Thank you 2019! Its Going to Be an amazing Year!!”

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