Lady Gaga Walks Her Dog Like Dis

When I go to the grocery store in a pair of gym shorts with a rachet-*** tank top, flip flops, hair disheveled, looking a hot mess, I think: ‘So happy I’m a mere anonymous peasant’ and can rock the ~no ***** to give~ lifestyle about how I look that moment. Lady Gaga though? Nope! Even the most mundane of tasks, like walking the dog, is a fashion show.

The “Anything Goes” singer took a moment to take her pooch out for a breath of fresh, errr, for a breath of air outside her NYC apartment on Wednesday.

The great thing about this photo is this IS her ~no ***** to give~ lifestyle. Only Mother Monster could pull off heels with a red gown and gloves to watch her dog go poop. It’s brilliant, it’s fabulous, it’s… Cheek to Cheek.

Full pic below:

Lady Gaga Walks Her Dog Like Dis

Gaga has no time to pick up doo doo. #nodoggiebag