Ladies and mostly gentlemen, it appears we have a winner!

February 1, 2005 By Jordan Miller

With Britney Spears’ **** photos being the worst kept secret since J-Lo and Marc Anthony’s marriage, was forced to take down the betting odds until there is a resolution. “The photos sure seem real, and they definitely have that classy ******* feel to them,” said Will Hawkins, props department manager for

“We strive to offer our customers all kinds of entertainment props to bet on in addition to our regular sports and casino games,” added Hawkins. Betcom has many other ‘******* Props,’ such as: “Will Janet Jackson pose **** for *******?”; “What will the Olsen twins do first, get married, give birth, or pose for *******?”

“We have a lot of fun with these bets and so do our customers,” said Hawkins. “And as you can see, when we created these betting odds we never thought that Britney would be the winning ticket!”

Below are more betting odds on future Celebrity ******* poses:

Christina Aguilera: Even Money
She just seemed desperate to get naked publicly. (haha)

Paris Hilton: Even Money
Never met a camera she didn’t like!

Kylie Minogue: 3-1
Aussie *** kitten, who’s not shy!

Jennifer Lopez: 4-1
Would a three-page fold out be enough space?

Britney Spears: 4-1
Hanging out with Madonna and trying to be more provocative.

Anna Kournikova: 6-1
Tennis anyone? We can dream right?

Cameron Diaz: 10-1
Long shot — as she is actually very talented!

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