Just 1???

April 16, 2008 By Jordan Miller




What the hell? Britney is featured on just one tabloid this week?! F U In Touch, Star, and Us Weekly! If she isn’t on all the tabs does that mean her popularity is lyke fading away?!?!?! OK just kidding, gold stars for those mags. Life & Style still loves the Britney dramz. This week the Spears sisters get to share the cover! Awww. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen the girls together (“well then move the **** out!”). And Britney kissing Kevin?! In Hawaii?! WHAT! Where have I been. I mean we’ve only documented every single place she’s gone for the last 4 years (not a stalker, promise).

Sorry folks, just going to have to enjoy this one lonely, lonely cover this week.

PS – Is it just me, or do you know your mag is in trouble when you advertise that it’s an entire dollar cheaper than Us Weekly. Just sayin…

UPDATE:




Woops. Looks like Star is printing the exact same ********. Oh rats mag…