Britney’s dad / conservator Jamie Spears banned Britney from talking to Lindsay Lohan, according to new reports.

Oh my god is like Lindsay Lohan like okay like?

Jamie “hit the roof” when he found out Britney and Lindsay were talking on the phone lately.

“The trouble started when Lindsay reached out to Britney for advice on getting her career back on track,” a source told the National Enquirer.

“They simply chatted by phone – but when Britney mentioned it to Jamie, he exploded,” continued the source.

Jamie called Lindsay’s managers and told them he would “NOT tolerate further attempts to contact his daughter.”

Although I’m sure he said it with a few choice words, including “****,” “****” and “cheese grits.”

“Britney’s so totally humiliated – she feels like she’s 13 again. It’s embarrassing for her that she’s 28 years old, but her dad gets to tell her who her friends will be.”

“On the other hand, Jamie’s trying to keep what he deems to be bad influences away from his daughter – and Lindsay certainly qualifies.”

How about she’s a 28-year-old mother-of-two pop superstar that should be allowed to talk to who she wants to, instead!

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