Hilary Duff’s new eyewear line will show you things.

Hilary Duff’s new eyewear line will show you things.

Sorry for the headline, but I just can’t with Hilary Duff. But the problem is… I can, and I will!

The Duff has not announced any concrete plans to record a followup to her pop opus, Breathe In. Breathe Out., but I still have high hopes for it. Then she crushes my dreams with a blowing one-two punch. Cue The Muse x Hilary Duff collection.

Duff could not be a better spokesperson for her new line of eyewear. In a ~candid~ interview, she lays it on thick, explaining why women should buy these $100 per pair glasses. In a nutshell, you will be a better, more confident and secure women wearing these. Guys will throw themselves at you and your boss will give you a raise. Life will be easier wearing The Muse x Hilary Duff collection. You can read a lengthy press release about the launch here.

“When you are comfortable in your own skin and proud of who you are, you can focus on what’s important in your life – family, friends, career, health,” she says. “This collection is just about that. Every single aspect of it – from the packaging, small personal message to my fans, the co-designed frames, and the names that were inspired by strong influential women – is a part of who I am and how I want to connect with and inspire women. These elements were created to make them feel special, unique and accepted.”

I’m buying the Lizzie pair! I feel nostalgic.

Look, get those coins, Hil, but you have a moral obligation to record a new album. The gays aren’t going to let you get away with this injustice for much longer. Bookmark me.

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