Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff Announces New Album! Just Kidding She Launched An Eyewear Collection

Hilary Duff’s new eyewear line will show you things.

Hilary Duff’s new eyewear line will show you things.

Sorry for the headline, but I just can’t with Hilary Duff. But the problem is… I can, and I will!

The Duff has not announced any concrete plans to record a followup to her pop opus, Breathe In. Breathe Out., but I still have high hopes for it. Then she crushes my dreams with a blowing one-two punch. Cue The Muse x Hilary Duff collection.

Duff could not be a better spokesperson for her new line of eyewear. In a ~candid~ interview, she lays it on thick, explaining why women should buy these $100 per pair glasses. In a nutshell, you will be a better, more confident and secure women wearing these. Guys will throw themselves at you and your boss will give you a raise. Life will be easier wearing The Muse x Hilary Duff collection. You can read a lengthy press release about the launch here.

“When you are comfortable in your own skin and proud of who you are, you can focus on what’s important in your life – family, friends, career, health,” she says. “This collection is just about that. Every single aspect of it – from the packaging, small personal message to my fans, the co-designed frames, and the names that were inspired by strong influential women – is a part of who I am and how I want to connect with and inspire women. These elements were created to make them feel special, unique and accepted.”

I’m buying the Lizzie pair! I feel nostalgic.

Look, get those coins, Hil, but you have a moral obligation to record a new album. The gays aren’t going to let you get away with this injustice for much longer. Bookmark me.

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