Funny Article About Avril vs. Britney

September 20, 2005 By Jordan Miller

Here’s what I don’t understand: what I don’t understand is how those people expect me to believe that Avril Lavigne is the “alternative” to Britney Spears.
Those people just expect me to lie down and get over the fact that this Avril creation, someone so insipidly sterile that the only thing even slightly askew about her persona is that she’s Canadian, knows the first thing about complication. I mean, complicated would be if she could knot that ******* necktie around a breast, you know what I’m saying?

Source: dooce.com