Lana, put us out of our misery.

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Lana, put us out of our misery.

The pop star hasn’t confirmed when her forthcoming album Lust For Life is out yet, and it’s become maddening. Here’s a little breakdown of the rumored release roller coaster:

Pitchfork first claimed the record would be out on May 26. Yay!

■ Then a German music retail website shattered our dreams when they listed L4L with a July 21 release date. Awe…

■ Then hope! Lana herself told Dazed that Lust For Life is “gonna come out in the spring.” Yay!

■ The L4L Wikipedia page also says May 26. Double yay!

What to believe? Well according to Lana’s latest cover story with Paris Match magazine, they are also reporting the July 21 date. As in mid-summer. As in… not next week like we were lead to believe. Aweee…

Lana, spill the tea. I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

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