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Most awkward moments of your life

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Thoght this would be fun so just comment down awkward moments in your life and we all can have a good laugh at each other

1. Pretty much any time my guy friends or my parents try to talk to me about girls.:usher:

2. When me and my friend got caught skipping P.E. in the boys bathroom and the guy thought we were doing "other things":disappointed:

3. Just P.E. in general tbh:wontcry:

4. When I got caught listening to Britney and had to use the excuse of "I have a crush on her" to not look as suspicious.:overwhelm:

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now that I think of it, I usually don't feel guilty or awkward at the crime scene.. usually it's years after when those moments come back to haunt me while I'm trying to fall asleep at 3am.. THAT'S WHEN I START FEELING EMBARRASSED!!! so yeah, here goes:

  • sent a nude picture of myself to two of my best friends (we're all guys) while drunk, no, not by accident :decisions:
  • made out, blew and almost had sex with an old classmate in the bathroom of one of my best friend's parents' house while they were sleeping upstairs (the only sexual experience I've ever had, I swear.. was like 4 months ago) :embarrassed:
  • sent a nude picture of myself to a guy I met while playing an online video game.. worst part is.. I had a full blown duckface and I for some reason decided to put a "#BBC" on the picture :disappointed:
  • masturbated with a few of my guy classmates in the woods in like 6th grade or something.. not each other of course.. :nonoNO:
  • got thrown out the first time I went to a club because I got too drunk and barfed all over the glass tables in the club.. ironically the name of the club is "FIRST".. also, then I proceeded to use a video of me dancing that night in a presentation for school about the topic of "The Risks of Teenage Drinking".. got an A+ so.. worth I guess.. :sippinga:
  • OK.. THIS ONE IS CRAZY SYMBOLIC.. back when i was still in the closet, in like 5th grade I was "dating" a girl (you know how that works in 5th grade.. you chat and constantly say "I love you" over text but then in real life you don't exchange a word and the most contact you have is playing tag).. well.. I tried to give her a kiss and I banged her head against the closet.. IF THAT ISN'T SOME SYMBOLIC PHOEBE SH*T THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.. :tongueney: for anyone wondering, I'm amazingly good friends with that girl these days.. :whatitellu:

so yeah.. on the contrary.. my life is actually really boring, I dislike most people and I just spent the whole day watching 18 "Friends" episodes in a row and I don't even know what day it is today, or tomorrow.. :cuteidk:

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23 minutes ago, Spongbob said:

3. Just P.E. in general tbh:wontcry:

middle school me can relate but as soon as I stopped giving a f*ck about other people I noticed I started doing better and better.. if I ended 9th grade with a 7 (more like a 6, barely a 7) in PE, then I ended 12th grade with a 9.. PROGRESS!!! you don't even have to be good at half of the things, you just gotta show initiative and that you care.. :tehe: 

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25 minutes ago, I Always Sing Live said:

 

so yeah.. on the contrary.. my life is actually really boring, I dislike most people and I just spent the whole day watching 18 "Friends" episodes in a row and I don't even know what day it is today, or tomorrow.. :cuteidk:

:OMGney: ok, why is this me! All you have to do is replace Friends with Voltron and we are the same person

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2 hours ago, I Always Sing Live said:

masturbated with a few of my guy classmates in the woods in like 6th grade or something.. not each other of course.. :nonoNO:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH :gloria:

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- I got caught douching once at a party, that was terrible
- I was at a hotel with my step dad once, and when he went out to go to the store I had decided to masturbate but he came back 3 minutes later cause he forgot something and caught me with my hand in my pants:pieceofwhat: (Side note to that, on the valentines day of that year he got me a bottle of lube with a note that said "Get a girlfriend") 
- I got caught smoking weed AT THE BORDER BY A BORDER PATROL OFFICER with a bunch of friends and we literally had to clean his car so that he wouldn't get us in trouble (this happened like 2 days ago) 
- I was talking about how much I wanted a guy to destroy my bussy while he was behind us :wontcry:
- I got caught in my school's auditorium sucking a "straight" guys d!ck, I was suspended for a week 
- Someone walked in on me having sex at a DINNER PARTY :disappointed:
What else hasn't happened to me? I have the worst luck:ipass:

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3 hours ago, Spongbob said:

Just P.E. in general tbh:wontcry:

Like 5 years ago-ish (I was in 7th grade), I got caught making out with a guy in the locker room, I got so embarrassed that I just ditched it for the rest of the semester and honestly It was worth failing:mhm:

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36 minutes ago, Inuyasha said:

- I got caught douching once at a party, that was terrible
- I was at a hotel with my step dad once, and when he went out to go to the store I had decided to masturbate but he came back 3 minutes later cause he forgot something and caught my with my hand in my pants:pieceofwhat: (Side note to that, on the valentines day of that year he got me a bottle of lube with a note that said "Get a girlfriend") 
- I got caught smoking weed AT THE BORDER BY A BORDER PATROL OFFICER with a bunch of friends and we literally had to clean his car so that he wouldn't get us in trouble (this happened like 2 days ago) 
- I was talking about how much I wanted a guy to destroy my bussy while he was behind us :wontcry:
- I got caught in my school's auditorium sucking a "straight" guys d!ck, I was suspended for a week 
- Someone walked in on me having sex at a DINNER PARTY :disappointed:
What else hasn't happened to me? I have the worst luck:ipass:

 "I was talking about how much I wanted a guy to destroy my bussy while he was behind us"  I'm done :imdying:

"Worst luck" I wish my life was half as interesting as yours are you kidding me.

Also your step dad is ICONIC!!!

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3 minutes ago, Spongbob said:

"Worst luck" I wish my life was half as interesting as yours are you kidding me.

 

I live in a tiny ass town in the corner of Arizona I honestly have no Idea how all of this happens to me:mcorangu:

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I once walked in my brother having sex with his gf :eeek:

One time ,while i was doing my service in the army, i was on my watch with 2 other guys and i sharted my pants and i had to stay there for like another hour. Thankfully no one knew but still

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when I throw up while getting down with a c*ck in my throat last month :wontcry::ohreallylol:

I couldn't stop laughing with the guy worried going to the bath to clean himself

and I watch him naked bathing his c*ck it was hilarious

I was super drunk

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