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[POLL] What's your favourite britard excuse?

Britard excuses  

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  1. 1. What's your favourite britard excuse?

    • She does sing live its just her mic is low/turned off/the playback is too loud
    • She cant dance because of her knee injury /she's white/she had children/her age/she's bored
    • Her breakdown which happened 10 years ago means that she is a literal vegetable who can't make any decisions for herself
    • Her team is too controlling
    • Will.i.sh!t is to blame for everything wrong about her career since 2012
    • She isn't lying about singing live because one time 15 years ago you could vaguely hear her breathe while performing toxic
    • She's a mom now


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It's multiple choice so go wild. 

Let me know if I missed anything :queenriri:

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7 minutes ago, Shadow. said:

It's multiple choice so go wild. 

Let me know if I missed anything :queenriri:

I'm a britard and I never used any of those:moorangu: who said because she's white?:moorangu:

Stereo typing is bad:britdrown:

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2 minutes ago, Queen ElizaBITCH said:

all of them are hilarious :kesha:

Its multi choice bby :shameless: 

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1 minute ago, Queen ElizaBITCH said:

that's why I voted for all of them :kesha:

I saw that after I replied :snapney:

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How can you forget the infamous ''She's a mom now'' :triggered:

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2 minutes ago, Plaidatlo said:

Non of it...

Then why are you in here? :nobitch:

Just now, Daxx said:

How can you forget the infamous ''She's a mom now'' :triggered:

:omgreallyney: 

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9 minutes ago, Damsel in Distress said:

She is white. :sippingtea:

wait what? this is the most ridiculous one:britlol:

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"She isn't lying about singing live because one time 15 years ago you could vaguely hear her breathe while performing toxic"
this made me screamtumblr_orsyie1OXs1w8w2dlo1_400.gif

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1 hour ago, Damsel in Distress said:

She is white. :sippingtea:

New favorite, honestly.

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favorite as meaning i use it or favorite as meaning i laugh every time i read someone saying so? :giggleney:

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10 hours ago, Ryu said:

wait what? this is the most ridiculous one:britlol:

Haven't you heard? She can't dance too good because she is white and white people are more fragile and weak.

:meltdown:

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you should have put "she's white" on a category of its own. lol best worst excuse i've encountered so far :shadelaugh::shadelaugh::shadelaugh:

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She wanted to sing live during 2016 VMA  and she pointed at the mic to show that it was not working how it was supposed to do

:meltdown:

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"she's obviously still killing it, who cares what haters have to say, as long as she's enjoying herself"

 

"she's not here to please anyone" (even though her career depends on pleasing fans based on her 'artistic' development)

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'she's bored"  :waitwhat:  and so are we, Britney! 

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The will.i.am one is the most annoying to me. First of all she chose to work with him and didn't release the album single-handedly. But also he said so many nice things about Britney on many many occasions. Yet still fans keep trash talking him. 

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