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  1. I used 3 eggs for my omelette and all three of them had double-yolks.. what kind of alien-chicken magic is this? that has to be a sign of good luck.. :yesplease:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      3 eggs in the same bunch? That sounds like too much of a coincidence :thinkney:

      Anyway, if you get super rich don't forget your exhale friends :sendinglove:

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  2. I used 3 eggs for my omelette and all three of them had double-yolks.. what kind of alien-chicken magic is this? that has to be a sign of good luck.. :yesplease:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      :omgwtf: Don't eat that. That's mutant chicken eggs. 

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  3. I got a kitten.. I'M SO HAPPY.. :crying1:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Lol. You're a little intense i guess. It's impressive how you type so fast tho. :mhm:

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  4. I got a kitten.. I'M SO HAPPY.. :crying1:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Aww, congrats. Kinda vicious but they're cute when they're little. :clap1: 

      Nice greek btw. Google translate was accurate for once :janet:

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  5. what just happened.. I just experienced the most severe headache I've ever had and it happened right when I came.. it was so painful I literally froze and started thinking: "is this a stroke? am I dying?" :crying1: has anyone ever had that happen to them? an orgasm headache? :xfactorlook:

    lesson learned: don't masturbate :nyheadache:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh sweetie that's weird. If i was you i would masturbate again just to see if it would hurt again :yaknow:

      @JustLuvMe OMG. The person who would discover you, covered with your own cum, would be scared for life :britstare:

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  6. that was definitely a sex dream.. :ehidk:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Yes stay classy. You ain't some cheap hoe that he's gonna put online :ohi:

       

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  7. that was definitely a sex dream.. :ehidk:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Ooh i love those and i haven't had one in a long time :overwhelm:

       

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  8. omg all the old Pokémon characters are returning to Super Smash Bros :crying4:

  9. I did something and idk how I feel about it :idkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Omg. You're almost straight now. I mean if you close your eyes you could easily f**k a girl's vulva :ohdear:

       

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  10. I did something and idk how I feel about it :idkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Did you have sex with your uncle? :ohdear:

      Did you piss on someone or let someone piss on you? :ohdear:

      Spill the tea :ohdear:

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  11. I can't stand Meghan Trainor, her music makes me want to die. Who TF is listening to that sh!t :pleaseshhh:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      That new song is garbage but i never minded No and Me too when they would come up on the radio, they're cute bops :lollipop:

       

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  12. Are U searching for tomatoes or sth? 

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BTCT_nfg_lB/?utm_source=ig_embed

    :quirkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Well thank you :tysm:

      The clumsy thread was deleted by a mod. People need to learn history. Did you see the Biebs penis thread too? What a kii :urite:

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  13. Today is the 18th of April which is supposed to be an alien invasion. Get ready guys! :indulge:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      OMG yaaas. Come snatch me cuties. I wanna be your experimental sub slave :bang:

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  14. What is this sudden love for Britney Jean?

    f**king hypocrite fans. :useeingthis:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Best album eveeer and her most personal. She cowrote every track and she totally nailed dem vocals :yasqueen:

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  15. I want to get married.. :lowkeyno:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Get yourself a 55 hour marriage and then get an annulment like Britney. Thst way you can get it out of your system and also pay homage to her. Pls play If u seek amy at the after party:indulge:

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  16. where the fug has Ellie Goulding dissapeared. "Delirium" was released 2 years and 4 months ago but for some god forsaken reason it feels like it has been 4 years.. :ponderney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Also it has like a million tracks and no ones has the time for that :mj:

      Also Halcyon i ve listened to the standard version only. I have to get on the re issue at some point. Burn is kinda basic but also a bop so i'll give it a try :janet:

       

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  17. where the fug has Ellie Goulding dissapeared. "Delirium" was released 2 years and 4 months ago but for some god forsaken reason it feels like it has been 4 years.. :ponderney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Haven't listened to Delirium yet cause i don't like the singles :mhm:

      She had a song out a few weeks ago but maybe it's for a movie? Idk. It was kinda cute but boring. I love her sweet voice. It's so different

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  18. Why is that when I look at myself in a mirror I look bombdotcom but in pictures I look like Hunchback.. literally, no amount of Valencia or any other filter can save my face.. :rlynow:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      C'mon now. We can judge your appearance and offer critique. What's better than that? :snarky:

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  19. Why is that when I look at myself in a mirror I look bombdotcom but in pictures I look like Hunchback.. literally, no amount of Valencia or any other filter can save my face.. :rlynow:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I feel like that about every picture of me taken ever. Except for the one on my driver's license, i kinda nailed that one :ferg:

       

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  20. Happy birthday to me. Let's pretend i'm not depressed that another year is gone

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  21. today I realised how much better cold, left-over pizza is than regular pizza.. the more you know :useeingthis:

  22. Happy birthday to me. Let's pretend i'm not depressed that another year is gone

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  23. Happy birthday to me. Let's pretend i'm not depressed that another year is gone

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  24. Happy birthday to me. Let's pretend i'm not depressed that another year is gone

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