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  1. R.i.p. kiiddy, you were such a good friend

    1. BrittonJeanSpears
    2. neel21

      neel21

      Wait what happened?

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Idk i think hes dead lol

  2. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      I don't remember which song exactly, but it's stated which one in a Clevver video.

    2. CashmereCat

      CashmereCat

      Wtf is swish swish mean anyway, I know the song is meant to diss Taylor but lmao it sounds like a terrible insult that a 5th grade would make up

    3. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      A "swish" is a shot in basketball when it doesn't touch the rim, goes through the net and makes it "swish". It's why the song talks about basketball terminology so much. It's also supposed to be reminiscent of "shoo, shoo".

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  3. I know i may be hung,

    But, i've got dickings too.

    And I need to do,

    What I feel like doing,

    So let me blow,

    And let's get fuckin.

     

    All you people look at me

    And like my big fat c*ck

    Well did you ever think it'de be okay

    For me to always be the top

    Always saying big manly top

    Don't try to get fucked

    Well i wanna be a bottom too

    Be a little slut

    f**k my booty

    f**k my booty (Oh)

    f**k my booty 

    f**k my booth (OOH)

    f**k my booty 

    f**k my booty 
    *insert gay fem moan*

    @Kiiddy @Dynasty @Britneybbhmm

    1. If U Seek Me
    2. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      The state of this tbh

    3. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      I read "dicklings".

  4. How are you supposed to defend Britney :wontcry:

     

  5. I need piece of me revamped with a royalty section.  Overprotected the original sounds like some sort of royalty song with a harpsichord.

     

     

    1. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

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      no revamping, please just let it end :otears:

  6. Anyone in Northern Virginia or DC.  I'll suck your dick for an iPhone 7, and have you stick it in me for an iPhone 7 Plus.  Bareback is a mac pro (not the macbook, the mac pro ). pls be clean of all diseases <3  

    @Kiiddy

  7. Fuck guys.  I wish I was white.  I feel like no one wants me cause i'm asian.  If they do, it's usually creepy white dudes.

    1. Kiiddy
    2. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      Men fucking suck. They can suck our fucking toes. :byebitch: 

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Puberty will hit ya :queenriri:

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  8. Watching Older Britney performances. :crying1:

     

    1. patience darling

      patience darling

      I watched the 2000's VMAS performance last night :otears:

  9. where are you? you disappeared off all social media. :crying1:

     

    1. Delicious Pork Chops
    2. Slomana

      Slomana

      idk , haven't been here in months , lul

    3. Larry Stylinson

      Larry Stylinson

      I'm not dead :ricackle: i just been hella busy 

      i must confess exhale got a lil boring :tiffhair: and since mine computer is broke and I have no coins to fix it and exhale is too havy 4 my phone.. i preffer to check once a week for a few minutes :grimace:

      but i miss  girls :sobbing: and mine larry lessons :lessons: 

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  10. I think i'm sick and dirty from dis lotion, pillow fights and fantasy overdosin <3

     

    I love Sleepover Party!

  11. I'm not a bitch, i'm just shy. 

  12. Isn't he lovely? This good Christian boy! And they say "he's so Godly, He's so good.  But he cry cry cries, cause he loves Jesus so much.  If there's something, he loves in his life.  That is, Jesus."

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      It's about when you're a good little Christian boy, but you're secretly gay and everyone thinks you're good. :tifftear:
      @JustLuvMe @BrittonJeanSpears

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    3. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      Oh this world :orangu: 

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  13. Have you guys ever thought that Toxic is about getting a certain disease from a man?  "Intoxicate me now, with your lovin' now, I THINK I'M READY NOW".  The person is hesitant at first but gives in. :wontcry:

    She/He knows the guy/top is bad for him/her but he/she can't resist. 

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    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      Toxic is not about bug chasing! :dead:

    3. Draw The Blinds

      Draw The Blinds

      Why would she ask to be intoxicated with STDs? :dead:

      She was referring to the money shot :milkney:

    4. Electro World
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  14. I must confess, that my loneliness, is killing me now. :crying1:

     

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    2. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      That's not that short wow  :ohnoney:

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      That's shorter than kiiddy's dick. which is smaller than a protozoa

    4. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      no baby, that would be yours...    :queenriri:

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  15. Listening to piano covers of Britney songs.  Slave makes me feel like a classy slut.  Lucky makes me feel like a sad depressed little gay boy wanting love and not wanting to be a slut. :crying1:

    @Kiiddy

  16. "girl will you marry me?" :gloria:

    LMFAOOOO the kfed actor can get it though @Kiiddy

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BP-m4omlQ3M/?taken-by=lifetimetv

     

    1. BrittonJeanSpears

      BrittonJeanSpears

      THAT FUCKING BODY, YES DADDY! :yesplease: 

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Britneybbhmm idk? That never happened, but i woulda said yes ngl.  So long as his dick was INTACT.  @JustLuvMe or if it was cut it has to look nice. 

    3. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      HIS BODY THOUGH :thirsty: YES PLZ DADDY!!! (Though I hate the real K-Fed...)

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  17. Beyoncé is pregnant with twins...can't wait fo White and Yellow Diamond...I mean White Ivy and Yellow Ivy. @Iced Tea

    1. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      Pink Friday is actually kinda cool as a name. But will it stand the test of time?

    2. BrittonJeanSpears
  18. I am impressed.  This new theme runs smoother on my mobile phone. @Dynasty

    1. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I prefer how it used to be

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy You sh!t head, i was talking about how it runs smoother. The old theme was nicer, but for some reason it was hard to type on it. 

    3. Larry Stylinson
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  19. What's the point of the bubbles on the banner image. :orangu: ?

    I click them but they do nothing. 

    1. Sleazy

      Sleazy

      who are you and why am I following you? did you change your name? what was it?

    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      It would be to change the header pictures (or even make them change by themselves), but I guess Jordan has not put any other pictures for now.

  20. Well sh!t, finally exhale gets updated with a new theme.  Will it run well?  

  21. @breatheheavy @CashmereCat i love the new trophy thing. :shake:

     

    1. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Slay at you winning on April 8! :queenriri:

    2. ChrisTheLoner

      ChrisTheLoner

      I love it too. It makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something on Exhale :giggleney:

      I won twice so far, slay :BBMAney:

    3. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      When you've never won... At least I'm not thirsty for attention like you whores and no I'm not seething. :chershade:

  22. Listening to the Toxic demo stems are giving me orgasms. @Kiiddy @Dynasty

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      I'm playing around with them @Dynasty i got the original bollywood song downloaded and had to pitch and cut it up to fit the strings.  It was missing in the stems. 

    2. Delicious Pork Chops
    3. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      omg yss i downloaded the stems too!! her voice and the strings and everything is so... :wendycry:

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  23. Undergoing aversion conversion therapy with @Kiiddy .

    :) 

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    2. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      @- Kyle - OMG it WORKED?!! Sign me up!!! ... @Kiiddy did they mess u up so bad you don't remember? Sounds kinda scary... but I want in :staysalty:

    3. Kiiddy

      Kiiddy

      No I ended up beating them down one by one, then forced them against their will to undergo it instead. Once the str8 guys were gay, I then fucked them in a gang bang orgy and came all over their faces  :brit:

    4. mylonliNESS

      mylonliNESS

      Hahhaha sounds like a heck of a lot of fun!!! :slayney: slay Kiidy

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