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  1. I love latino men, they Make me...

  2. ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

    1. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      ale-ale-jandro Animated GIF

      ale-ale-jandro :madance:

       

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      MORE SU EPISODES THIS WEEK @Iced Tea

    3. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      So white diamond is a sociopath completely detached from emotion. we are never unstanning :perfclap:

  3. i know that we are young

    and i know that u may love me!

  4. freak freak freak to get freaky!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2GbZlxTBvg

    1. falka

      falka

      :nonono: This video is not available 

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      queen, legend, icon! :crying1:

  5. Liberation is a :umomg:

    i love it

  6. How do you guys take d!ck?
    I just played with my ass and could only take 4 inches!

    :( I lost my vrginity to an 8 inch guy but only took 5 or 6 i think? 

    but still! omg

    1. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      you know what's weird? I haven't had sex yet (was dangeriously close to but there were no condoms) so I don't even know if I would be the one receiving or giving.. I think I'm leaning more towards the top side but when I have sex dreams, I'm a bottom.. I think my subconsciousness is trying to tell me something.. :ehidk:

  7. @Iced Tea ROSE QUARTZ IS PINK D WTF DSLKFjas;ljfladsk;fdsjakasd;fas

    1. Iced Tea

      Iced Tea

      bitch let me TELL YOU i had a heart attack :lemmetellu:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Iced Tea did you think she was or was she not?

      Child, the second I saw ROSE in that palanquin and said "i can't exactly shatter myself" i was like, omg the bitch is Pink D.

      I look at all the reaction videos and many of these people were so confused. I never knew they could be so slow omg. 

  8. wah wah ohahh wah wah oahh...GImme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme MOAH

  9. Listening to Toxic.  It still sounds fresh. 

  10. I need me a handhsome, hung, uc, middle eastern man who is financially stable, ddf, faithful, honest, has a cat, has a great personality, who loves me and only me romantically and sexually, :crying1: is that too much to ask for? #NetNeutrality

  11. You're a nurse. :crying2:

    Dats why i follow u

  12. Hi daddy

    1. Mohd93

      Mohd93

      Daddy? I've been called a twink many times but never a daddy :cuteidk:

    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :queenflopga: The D's in Middle Eastern stands for Daddy d*ck. :queenflopga:

       

  13. Near...far, wherever you are. :crying1: Brit should work on her voice and release a ballad for a major film. 

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    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh a raccoon was blocking the word ballad on my phone. Don't be a bitch :kyliecry:

    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @IUSAtonight it's britney bitch :lessons: don't be so racist

       

    4. ATWK

      ATWK

      The last chorus of MHWGO is honestly one of the best things I've ever heard. :kyliecry: A true classic. :kyliecry:

  14. If ur over 20.  

    I wanna smell ur c*ck and balls

    And slurp it up

     

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    2. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @I Always Sing Live lithuania? :ineedthetruth:. U must be uncut then.

      Lemme suck on ur d

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Close... Latvia!

      Why yes, I am, come on over. :bang:

    4. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      :queenflopga: :kyliecry: Lemme just get a latvian daddy.

       

       

  15. I'm a brinny stan again, listening to gimme more. :crying1: Brings out the inner mess in me.  I wanna be fucked and tossed around in a sweaty bathhouse. 

    1. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Not sure if I can relate to the fucking and tossing but Gimme More is the only song I never ever get sick of. :makeitrain:

  16. I wish i was a virgin again, so i could lose it to Sometimes playing

    1. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I lost my virginity to a G-Eazy album playing in the background :mhm:

  17. @Kiiddy 's BF is a Russian Mafia, Druglord that sells illegal dildos. 

  18. I don't trust nobody and nobody trust me, All these tops got 6 or 7 stds.   I don't trust nobody and nobody trust me, I'll be the bottom starring in your fantasies. 

  19. r u still dead. come back to life please

  20. It's official, Kiiddy is dead. :crying1: At least from exhale. 

     

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    2. falka
    3. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @$elfish more like exHELL with all his abominable actions he commited in life. :smokney:

       

    4. Kiiddy
  21. r.i.p. official, you will be missed. :crying1:

    your loose hole finally gave in

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