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  1. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, there's some girls I'd do as well. Cheryl Cole and Nicole Scherzinger are STUNNING. :foh: Haven't seen one I'd do IRL though. :weirdmeout: Go 4 it! :verycool:

    3. I'mSoCurious
    4. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Straight dad fantasies. Everybody has one :tiffsniffle:

  2. Finished season 1 of "Friends". Why the f*ck... I was so ready for some Ross and Rachel action but they had to ruin it didn't they? :rlynow: What's the deal with that ching-chong lady anyway? :sofedup:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      the ship has sailed again, this gon' be rocky :rlynow:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      o sh*t! I watched the episode with "Smelly Cat - The MV" but I didn't realise that that's probably what you meant by "Myah episode"... is it? :useeingthis:

    4. Dripping For Britney
  3. had my IT exam today.. initially I was hoping for an 80% but after actually taking the exam I've lowered my expectations to about 65%..

    sad story.. :rlynow:

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    2. Catalin

      Catalin

      Have you studied calculus yet?

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      oh, sh*t! I ended up getting 81%, exactly the mark that I wanted.. I AM SO HAPPY! :bgrin:

    4. Catalin

      Catalin

      Congratulations ! :clap:

       

  4. that was definitely a sex dream.. :ehidk:

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    2. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I wanted to see what I looked like in that POV :yaknow:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      it sounds kinda hot but, eh.. is it worth it? :oknolol:

    4. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I didn’t think I would be the type to do that stuff on camera but I trust him :soyeah:

  5. I got a kitten.. I'M SO HAPPY.. :crying1:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      he's grey, I think he might have some russian blue in him but he's definitely mixed.. we named him Peter which sounds weird in english, I translated it.. the Latvian equivalent to "Peter" makes much more sense.. :tiffanynod:

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I'm so jealous right now you hoe, I love cats but I'm allergic...it's the worst :crying1:

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      my god, that's like a legitimate curse, I couldn't imagine having an allergy to cats.. I feel really sorry for you.. :xfactorlook:

  6. Turned 18 two days ago. Now I can officially drink and also get married / get tattoos without parents' permission! Hooray! 

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    2. Style.

      Style.

      you're a daddy now :milkney:

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      So basically what you're saying is that you're legal now :queenriri:

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  7. Why is that when I look at myself in a mirror I look bombdotcom but in pictures I look like Hunchback.. literally, no amount of Valencia or any other filter can save my face.. :rlynow:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      definitely not :holduplisten:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      C'mon now. We can judge your appearance and offer critique. What's better than that? :snarky:

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I'm pretty sure my own critique is enough.. :selena:

  8. Today is the 18th of April which is supposed to be an alien invasion. Get ready guys! :indulge:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      well.. on the night between 18th and 19th I saw a weird light flash into my room through the blinds.. it wasn't a car driving by, it was as if someone was trying to take a photo with the flashlight on.. I got creeped out and couldn't sleep for another two hours.. maybe I got abducted.. :ohdear:

    3. falka

      falka

       

      I Always Sing Live   :ohdear:U need to count your organs tbh 

    4. I Always Sing Live
  9. Watched "For the Record" for the first time (I know I'm a flop)... damn... first of all I can't believe how much she's changed and second of all it's kind of crazy to see how present she was during that time. I suppose she wasn't on meds yet, because comparing this to FF era is mindblowing. :gaspney:

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    2. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

      An hour is nothing gerl. Have you seen all the other docs? :orangu:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      No... and what's sadder is that I've actually watched the whole FF Tour instead. Flop times 10. :ricackle:

    4. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

      Watch Live And More!, In The Zone ABC Special, In The Zone & Out All Night, I Am Britney Jean.

      And if you want the cringe, Chaotic / I Am The Femme Fatale. :brit:

  10. I bought a pack of 5 really cute briefs for six euros in Primark but they ended up being too small. F*ck that. :tear:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Has happened to me before, you probably pressed the "Submit" button more than one time while it was loading. :bang:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I don't think so cause when i press it once i can't press it again until the post is made :ehum:

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      That's what I thought too, but when it takes too long to load and I press it more than once (even if you technically can't press it), it posts it 2 or 3 times. Doesn't matter tho, w/e. :bang:

  11. Where do I find the patience to wait for Stranger Things 3... :idkney:

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    2. Streets

      Streets

      Lmao exactly 

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      In the same place you found the patience to wait for Stranger Things 2 :imok:

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  12. I watched porn with a midget today. Not one of my proudest faps but you gotta do what you gotta do, y'know?! :shameless:

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    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, me and my friend talk about our masturbation endeavors all the time, so I'm used to it, BESIDES, this is Exhale, it's not like my mom or school principal are secretly using it, though you never know, Brit has a decent generational reach. :giggleney:

    4. Vessel.
  13. what just happened.. I just experienced the most severe headache I've ever had and it happened right when I came.. it was so painful I literally froze and started thinking: "is this a stroke? am I dying?" :crying1: has anyone ever had that happen to them? an orgasm headache? :xfactorlook:

    lesson learned: don't masturbate :nyheadache:

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    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Oh sweetie that's weird. If i was you i would masturbate again just to see if it would hurt again :yaknow:

      @JustLuvMe OMG. The person who would discover you, covered with your own cum, would be scared for life :britstare:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      that's literally one of the thoughts I was having while my life was flashing before my eyes during the headache: "what if I die like this? who is gonna have to find me in this state? am I even the victim here?" :crying1:

    4. F3rzz

      F3rzz

      That Happened to me one whole week a long long long time ago,same thoughts of dying of a stroke. I stopped masturbating for a while and searched for information online... Noone related. Ugh. 

  14. I used 3 eggs for my omelette and all three of them had double-yolks.. what kind of alien-chicken magic is this? that has to be a sign of good luck.. :yesplease:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      too late.. :jackk:

      googled it, it's fine, it turns out it actually is considered a sign of good luck so my hunch was right.. might buy some lottery tickets now.. :myjam:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      3 eggs in the same bunch? That sounds like too much of a coincidence :thinkney:

      Anyway, if you get super rich don't forget your exhale friends :sendinglove:

    4. falka

      falka

      U have lucky cat, who has managed to bring U double-yolk eggs in hope U would share,

      but no :drown: lottery purrs better :tiffeyeroll:

  15. I've fallen down the KPop rabbit hole. I need help. :tear:

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    2. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      Although, I remember when I was in Kdramas hole :kyliecry:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I do. I spent 2 hours watching Jungkook's and V's cute moments compilations on YouTube instead of doing homework last night. How sad is that? Especially for an 18 year old male. :imok:

    4. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      A two-hour meditation :thirsty: 

  16. I sneaked "My Only Wish" into my family's Christmas playlist and when it came on my big brother yelled: "NO, NOT BRITNEY SPEARS!"

    Needless to say, I don't have a big brother anymore! :donewithit:

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    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      At least he knew it was Britney :awkblink:

    3. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

      Serving me sneaking Scary into every Halloween party I go to. :orangu: 

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      You gotta do that subliminal converting!!! :groovin:

  17. I had an exam today but I couldn't focus AT ALL because I had shaved my nether regions the other day and it was SOOO itchy all over... Pro tip: don't shave your balls. :sneer:  

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      good point, I'll know better next time :tear:

    3. Vessel.

      Vessel.

      It doesn't itch that bad tho :nopingout:

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      :imok: Who am I kidding

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      F A L S E - A L A R M

      IT WAS AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO ANTIBIOTICS :wigsnatched:

  18. where the fug has Ellie Goulding dissapeared. "Delirium" was released 2 years and 4 months ago but for some god forsaken reason it feels like it has been 4 years.. :ponderney:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      how the f did I miss it, jesus.. judging by the comments it's for a new album.. YAY :snarky:

      umm, Delirium is pretty good but it's very different from Lights and Halcyon, if those two were really good then Delirium was ok.. :toocute:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Also it has like a million tracks and no ones has the time for that :mj:

      Also Halcyon i ve listened to the standard version only. I have to get on the re issue at some point. Burn is kinda basic but also a bop so i'll give it a try :janet:

       

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      yeah, Halcyon Days is when she started experimenting with more basic and "tryhard" stuff but I still enjoyed most of the songs on it.. "You My Everything", "Under Control" and "Stay Awake" are highlights.. :snarky:

  19. Going to Turkey on Saturday. Week long trip. Kind of afraid of flying but I'll get over it once I get to swim in a pool all day. :donewithit:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Awe, thanks! :imcute: No, not at all but recently I've become very scared of death. :imcute:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Don't worry it's coming for all of us :imcute: 

      Are you going to Istanbul? I would be more worried about potential bombings than flying tbh :sipney: 

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I think it's Antalya, so seems pretty safe in terms of terrorism. :donewithit:

  20. y'all I'm f*cking shook right now.. I've been wondering about the origin of this emote for MONTHS >>> :bang: <<<

    turns out, it's a member of my favorite girl group, THAT SAME GIRL YOU CAN SEE IN MY AVATAR RIGHT NOW.. WHAT THE F*CK.. THAT'S SO RANDOM!!! :girlwhat:

    1. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      You didn’t recognize her, I’m not even going to say it :lanacackle:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      f l o p f a n

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  21. If the "I was forced to do SP MV" emote doesn't become official by the time I wake up, Imma be pissed. 2qi8l15.jpg

  22. today I realised how much better cold, left-over pizza is than regular pizza.. the more you know :useeingthis:

  23. I want to get married.. :lowkeyno:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Get yourself a 55 hour marriage and then get an annulment like Britney. Thst way you can get it out of your system and also pay homage to her. Pls play If u seek amy at the after party:indulge:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I love good advice.. :hibebe: 

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      I want to get divorced, I think we can help each other out :bigkiss:

  24. My neck, my back, lick my p*ssy and my crack. :myjam:

    1. Vessel.

      Vessel.

      First you gotta put your neck into it :tongueney:

      Don't stop just do it, do it :bop:

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    3. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Iconic song lbr. :lemmetellu:

  25. "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop. :brit:

    1. SlayOut
    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Underated masterpiece. Sometimes could never :mhm: 

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