Eminem’s Totally Crushing On Britney Spears

November 12, 2014 By Jordan Miller


be·smear
bəˈsmir/
verbliterary
3rd person present: besmears
smear or cover with a greasy or sticky substance.

That’s what Eminem wants to do to Britney.

Yesterday, Em was under fire for rapping he’d punch Lana Del Rey in the face. Today, homeskillet must face the Britney Army after saying he wants to rub poop all over her.




You know when you’re little and you pick on a kid in the playground not because you hate them, but actually secretly like them and don’t know how to deal with those emotions because, well, you’re 5-years-old? That’s basically what’s going on here.

He says in his new “Shady CXVPHER:”

When I start shifting gears and **** besmears all over Britney Spears
And these little Disney queers
Who use chicks for beards

I’m more concerned “little Disney queers” are floating around in Eminem’s head during a freestyle. He should probably deal with that.




You can watch it here (towards the end-ish).