“Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Ain’t it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.”

– Dolly Parton at her concert last night at L.A.’s Greek Theatre.

Sidenote: I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Brett looks kinda hot in that pic. What! I gotta thing for girls and aviators…

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