April 14, 2008 By Jordan Miller

I didn’t post this earlier cause I figured I’d get **** for it, but I got a million emails from people giving me **** for NOT posting it. Basically, JFX (who blocked my IP), Aiden’s paparazzo company, has claimed Mr. Milky Bowl of Soup himself has been dun dun dun STABBED! “He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner.”

What took so long? Kidding. It’s probably his cry for attention to Britney since he’s officially gotten the boot. And Britney was just so upset about it that night that she went to dinner with her mom at Dominck’s and was smiling the whole time. HEARTBROKEN.

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Love you all!