December 22 – She’s Pissed

Britney is PISSED. All she wants to do is take a picture of the mural, and the paparazzi won’t get the hell out of the way. She goes off on them. I miss Alli and Sam. Her current assistant just fucking stands there in awe like “I’m Britney freaking Spears’ assistant omg ya’ll!” It bugs me. Britney is in control of her actions, but she needs a positive influence around her. Fire this one.

At the end of this video, a paparazzo starts bragging asking the other paps for cigarettes as if he just had sex with Britney, saying they just “had lunch.” Bitch the only thing you had sex with that night was your mom’s couch or your hand. Probably both.

Happy fuckin holidays.