Check out Brown’s unintelligible tirade against “16-Year-Old Hobbit Face ***” Tinashe below.


Chris Brown remains thoroughly unlikable.

In other news, water is wet.

You may have forgotten but when he’s not attacking people who’ve attempted suicide, Chris Brown is theoretically a singer. He and Benny Benassi have teamed up again for potential summer smash, “Paradise”, and the video dropped today.

The clip features the beach, bicycles and scantily clad glamour models, so you know they’re shooting for song of the summer 2016.

The video will likely be overshadowed by Brown’s latest outpouring of nonsense, in which he responded to Tinashe calling out his ‘pettiness’ by labeling her a “16-Year-Old Hobbit Face ***”. The Instagram caption is largely undecipherable, but feel free to have a go at making sense of Brown’s thoughts about the “2 On” singer.

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