And, finally, the mother of all pregnancies, at once encompassing and surpassing all other categories:
The Britney: The sweet, hot, young, virtuous blonde proves that she is definitely now a woman, fertilized by the manure that is Kevin Federline. Is it beautiful? Is it dirty? It’s both—and it sells better than any other baby-in-the-making. At least until Jessica Simpson gets knocked up…preferably by Johnny Knoxville.
Source: Radar Online