Pill pop emergency!
Mykonos is about to rage, cause Lindsay Lohan just dropped a new tune.
The song is titled “Xanax,” featuring contributions from ALMA. “Xanax” is a bop about coping with social anxiety. Needless to say it’s problematic singing about prescription pills considering Lindsay’s past issues with sobriety, as well as the ongoing prescription pill crisis in the US, but we love a little controversy?
“No I can’t be in this club / it’s too crowded and I’m f–ked’ / Ain’t nobody here for love / ain’t no body care about us,” she sings over a thumping beat and icy background vocals chanting “ohh ohh.” It reportedly samples “Better Off Alone” by Alice DJ.
Lindsay soundtracked the song to clips of important things in her life, which absolutely does not fit the vibe but I can respect a budget.
“Family, love, the process of moving forward and letting go of the past,” she writes. ‘To live and be happy, free of fear. Just to be grateful and open our eyes to our opportunities instead of numbing the mind.”
Lindsay Lohan reveals what her favorite song of hers is, and it’s not what you’d expect.
Lindsay’s first two albums, Speak and A Little More Personal (RAW), soundtracked my adolescence. I can’t tell you how many times my parents looked in the rearview mirror on the way to school and saw me BOPPING to “Magnet” and “If It’s Alright.” Her raspy vocals accompanied by sugary sweet guitar melodies and rebellious angst was the perfect blend of bubblegum pop rock that my little gay self so desperately needed. “Rumors” was my gateway drug to becoming a pop music journalist (fun fact: I briefly created and ran a Lindsay Lohan fan-site in middle school named Cherry-Pop.com. I–– My life could have turned out so different). Both albums are precious, but lonely – Lindsay hasn’t released another LP since. She felt the pressure to release something in 2008 as her life spiraled out of control, and we got the Ne-yo-produced bop, “Bossy” (listen to the demo here). Such a gem, but the lack of new Lindsay music since has made the world a worse place. Fortunately, Linds recently confirmed there’s new tunes on the way. To get you in the mood, BreatheHeavy’s shining a light on a track you might not be privy to (bad fan).
Lohan made an appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen to promote her now off-air show on MTV, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, a 12-part reality series documenting her life as a boss ***** as she navigates the launch of her new day club, Lohan Beach House, in Mykonos, Greece. This is how you throw a party in Mykonos, *****. In the interview, Cohen asks Lindsay what her favorite song of hers is, and curiously she says it’s “Walka Not A Talka,” a track that was never officially released.
Paris Hilton sheds light on the most infamous night in bad girl Hollywood history.
Remember that one time Britney and Paris left a party, and then Paris asked Lindsay to tell the paparazzi she was lying about something, and then Britney got into Paris’ car and flashed the photogs, and then Lindsay pushed her way into the two-seater sports car and then Britney and Paris laughed cause they were all, ‘is this bish for real?’ Yeah, it’s one of my fondest childhood memories, too, and now we know exactly what happened play-by-play.
During an interview on Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM radio show, Paris reveals what finally happened that iconic night.
“Well Britney and I went out for the night….she [Lindsay] totally party crashed,” Paris says (via BuzzFeed).
“We were all at the Beverly Hills Hotel, at the bungalows at an afterparty and Britney and I wanted to leave to go home and then she [Lindsay] started chasing us… and squeezed into the car. It was literally a two-seater SLR. She just squeezed in and I didn’t want to humiliate her in front of all the paparazzi and be like ‘get out of my car,’ so I was like whatever.”
Paris adds: “We went back to my house and then Britney and I just went to sleep. And then, I don’t know, Lindsay probably went to another party. There was no Uber back then so she probably called a cab.”
Are Paris and Lindsay friends again? “No…just back in the day we were friends, but she’s just one of those people I don’t really trust. I only like to be around positive energy and good people.”
Tea hath been spilt. But one of the biggest takeaways I got from this is that Paris and Britney don’t really speak anymore. Every time Paris admits that a gay angel loses its wings.
Lindsay Lohan is making lemonade (and that money, honey).
The Holy Trinity.