Kev is Brit’s Mr Write

SOMETHING tells me that BRITNEY SPEARS is desperate to convince us KEVIN FEDERLINE is a good catch.

She wore yet another T-shirt with a not-so-subtle message about her fiancé when I caught up with her in California.

On the front of her top she begged the question: How could I say no?

Um, quite easily dear.

On the back were the words: He’s THE ONE.

Surely that should read: He’s a Bum?

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