Now’s your chance to get closer to Britney Spears than you ever thought possible. An Ottawa radio station is auctioning off a pregnancy test used by the pop princess herself. No, this is not a (very) sick joke. The radio station is seriously selling an EPT peed on by Spears in a hotel room in February. Hot 89.9’s website says, “We’ve had [the test] for a few weeks now but, out of respect, wanted to wait until official announcement had been made.” The EPT, which is obviously positive, was originally available on ebay, but was removed from the site as it violated their terms of service. Bids must be sent to [email protected] and the minimum is currently at $250 Canadian. You have until April 29th at 5 pm to secure this piece of history for your family. The radio station claims that “proceeds will go towards a kickin’ baby gift for the happy couple”.