If you thought I wasn’t going to use a ridiculously outrageous picture of Britney’s breasts for a ridiculously outrageous article about them, you’re sadly mistaken. Besides, we all need our daily dose of ******** gossip to get us through the day.

MSN UK is reporting that Britney wants a breast reduction so she can fit into her clothes better. Weird, I think her ***** fit great into clothes (this post is becoming much more sexist and chauvinistic by the moment)!

“Britney is apparently considering a breast reduction, saying she struggles to fit into slinky clothes.”


“I have a love-hate relationship with my *****,” she said. “At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller.”

She added: “I can’t wear the kind of suits that used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video, for example, and I don’t feel streamlined.

“I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look **** but sometimes they get in the way.”

Yes, I’m sure Britney opened up about her ***** to some tabloid. In fact, I know she did because I was there and all she wanted to talk to me about was her *****! Promise! Alright, that’s a lie (clarifying so I’m not sued).

Who comes up with this ****? Are they paid by the letter, or just how many times they can throw the words “Britney” & “****” in the same sentence?

Keep them like they are, Brit! Promise!

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