Britney Spears’ Man Dances

August 29, 2005 By Jordan Miller

Since we’ve always been supportive of folks who go out of their way to keep cultural traditions alive, we were sorely disappointed this past week when Kevin Federline — better known as Mr. Britney Spears — left the ranks of showbiz’s no-good layabout hubbies by getting himself an actual job. Kev, whose dreams of following his wife into the recording biz were dashed by his woefully inadequate lip-syncing skills, has opted for a more entry-level position in the world of entertainment: a gig at a dancing school run by one of Britney’s choreographer pals. We’re not sure whether it’s Kev’s concern over the cut in allowance that’s sure to come once Brit pops that bun out of the oven or his desire to follow in the foxtrotting footsteps of Cris Judd, but we’ve gotta say that this turn of events is troubling. Almost troubling enough to make us drown our sorrows in a bottle of Kabbalah water.

Source: RollingStone