Britney Spears home video in reality very boring!

May 20, 2005 By Jordan Miller

Britney Spears asks “Can you handle my truth?”. If she means can you cope with watching some extremely boring clips of her less than exciting life, the answer should be “no thanks”

If this was an attempt to shock her audience by following in the footsteps of Madonna, it failed miserably.

Whilst Britney Spears may have the body to turn a few heads, she has never been able to display the more natural sexuality that Madonna and other stars can. Britney Spears will always be in a different (and lower) league to singers like Madonna and Shakira, in talent and looks.

Perhaps knowing this, she tries to give the impression that she can be the “bad girl” by stating in the video “I’ve had *** three times today”. Someone like Madonna wouldn’t need to say something like that, because she could give you the impression that she ate men for breakfast!

Britney’s statement is likely to give people the idea that this was her first sexual experience (it probably was!), but who needs to know?

Most of her fans are very young school kids, but then she is still very young and immature herself. Should she really be talking about her *** life to kids and using expletives?

Much of the “filming” was done by Britney herself and it looked as if it was her first time with a video camera as well.

Kevin Federline made a few brief appearances, which was almost a blessing as he seemed to have very little of importance to say.

If you enjoy hearing about a persons “new” sexual experiences, watching out of focus shots, seeing close-ups of nostrils and are one of those people that enjoy watching paint dry, then this is the video for you. If not, we are certain you can find something better to do for 50 minutes!